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In the beginning, there was nothing...
Well, nothing save for some space dust, a few disco lights, and maybe a couple of gummy worms. :T But anyway, there was nothing... except for an unholy amount of stress brought on by modern social media. The despair-inducing process of watching each website I used to call home transform into advertisement-ridden, minimalistic hellscapes. </3

Hi! I'm Raziel, the webmaster of EXPECTATIONemesis (sometimes typed as ExpectatioNemesis). Though you may know me better by some of my other aliases, such as CyberAngeldust, Wheatlley, Mechanakal, etc. If you don't know me, don't worry, I'm just some loser chick who's been online for a lil too long. ;P

I signed up for a Neocities account on September 11th, 2021 after seeing a post on Tumblr advertising the site. I forget why exactly the post was being circulated. If I had to guess, a staff member probably did something stupid. ANYWAY... I was intrigued by the prospect of creating a webpage -- a place on the web I could genuinely call my own. I'd called deviantART my home on the web for years, but ever since Eclipse happened, and stole away the many things I adored about the place, it didn't quite feel like home anymore...

This site looks best on desktop computers using Mozilla Firefox! It also looks fine on Google Chrome, if you're a filthy Google fan (I say owning an Android phone... sigh). It even kinda works on Internet Explorer, if you really wanna bring the old man out of retirement. However, if you dare look at this website on mobile, you WILL activate a detonation sequence, and your device will self-destruct in approximately ten seconds. Sorry, I don't make the rules. :(

However which way you ended up here, feel free to take a load off, and go splorin. Want a more guided experience on EXPECTATIONemesis? Check out the sitemap instead...

This site has SIX SECRETS scattered around it. See if you can find them all!