In the beginning, there was nothing... well, nothing save for space dust, some disco lights, and maybe a couple of gummy worms. :T But anyway, there was nothing... except stress brought on by modern social media. With that stress, came along an inescapable loneliness, and a strong desire for HTML customization. :'( Then one day, as I was scrolling through Tumblr, I came across a post about a weird little corner on the web called Neocities. So, on September 11th 2021, I signed up for an account, and created a half-decent-ish webpage.

Hi! I'm EXPECTATIONemesis, though you may know me by some of my other aliases, CyberAngeldust, Wheatlley, Mechanakal, etc. If you don't know me, don't worry, I'm just some loser who's been online for a lil too long. :P
However which way you ended up here, feel free to take a load off, and go splorin.

This site looks best on desktop computers using Mozilla Firefox! It also looks fine on Google Chrome, if you're a filthy Google luver. It even kinda works on Internet Explorer, if you really wanna. If you dare look at this website on mobile, you WILL activate a detonation sequence, and your device will self-destruct in approximately ten seconds. Sorry, I don't make the rules. :(


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